so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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