just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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