I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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