this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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