i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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