Someone shit on the floor
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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