its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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