I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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