I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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