can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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