The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize