Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
