We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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