google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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