so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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