yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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