8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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