Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
