she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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