Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think I just sharted jello shots
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
