so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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