big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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