I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Randomize
