The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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