But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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