He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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