i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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