is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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