i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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