thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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