$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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