like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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