I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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