"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The air taste purple.
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