You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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