Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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