Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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