Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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