If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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