it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
