Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize