He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
