She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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