I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Randomize