My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fuck appropriateness.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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