im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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