This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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