she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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