He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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