what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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