So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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