so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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