I don't think brook has ever known best
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize