This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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