Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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